Total Medals Earned: 37,692 (From 4,932 different games.) Total Medal Score: 838,050 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/230 points)
Medals Earned: 10/14 (190/375 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/85 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (125/125 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (330/330 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Buy all weapons
Relax to the max
Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.
Earn a stellar grade
Make the varsity team
Touch the finger
Touchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouch
Overachieve ALL the things!
Must... touch... 1... more...
Finish the Short Adventure
Finish the Long Adventure
Find 10 different ways to lose
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.
Complete Wave 1.
Play with friends.
Lose for the first time.
Play for the first time.
Play with opponent.
To win for the first time(x).
Get your first point.
Play with a friend.
A tie the game 2 times.
Gets 3 points.
Gets 5 points.
A tie the game 5 times.
Gets 5 points
In just a game.
Gets 8 points
Gets 15 points.
Thanks for the help and the opinion of you.
obtains 5 points.
obtains 8 points.
Tie game 10 times.
obtains 15 points.
miss 15 times.
tie game 20 times.
