Total Medals Earned: 37,815 (From 4,950 different games.) Total Medal Score: 839,870 Points
Medals Earned: 27/30 (365/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (400/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 19/20 (475/500 points)
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Try again 15 times
Get more than 31415 points
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Destroy an elite speed ship
Medals Earned: 8/8 (335/335 points)
achieve a score of 100,000 or more
Reach a combo of 25
achieve a score of 250,000 or more
Reach a combo of 50
achieve a score of 500,000 or more
Absorb every type of asteroid in sequence (order of appearance).
achieve a score of 1,000,000 or more
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Watch the cutscene.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/120 points)
You've reached the Troposphere
You've reached the Stratosphere
You've reached the Mesosphere
Beat Beff Jezos once and for all
You've crossed the Kármán line
You've hopped all the way into deep space
Medals Earned: 5/5 (140/140 points)
Cross the lunar surface.
Explore the moon's dark caves.
Descend into the moon's churning core.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (100/100 points)
Find a friend
Find a friend Again
Find a friend once more
Find a friend yet again
Find the map
Solve a puzzle
Medals Earned: 6/6 (210/210 points)
Map
Transport
Find Pandora's Box
Puzzler
Puzzlerer
Find your girlfriend