Total Medals Earned: 37,815 (From 4,950 different games.) Total Medal Score: 839,870 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/140 points)
Play your first game
Get 10 Points
Play for at least 600 seconds
Flap at least 1000 times
Get 25 Points
Get 50 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
That's gotta hurt!
Medals Earned: 36/36 (500/500 points)
Find a room where Tar Mother can be killed before growing
Kill the snake before killing any roach in Seventh Level 1N2E
Clear Fifth Level
Clear Eighth Floor 4S 3E without drinking the mimic potion
Drop all trapdoors and clear Fifth Level 1N2W
Clear Seventh Level
Clear Fifth Level 1W while turned East for the whole time
Clear Sixth Level
Do not rotate your sword in Seventh Level 3N1E
Cleared Eighth Level
Don't move diagonally in Seventh Level 1S
Clear Fifth Level 1S without turning
Clear all tar in any Eighth Level room
Find the master wall
Don't hit the orb while clearing Fifth Level 3E
Clear Fifth Level 2S 2E without stepping on open yellow doors
Clear Fifth Level 1S 1W without leaving the marked area
Clear Master Intellect room (Seventh Level 2N1W)
Master the hold
Clear Fifth Level 2N without hitting any orb
Conquer Fifth Level 2S without drinking the invisibility potion
Do not turn while clearing Seventh Level 1E
Post-master the hold
Clear a room with Evil Eyes without waking any of them
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/13 (45/65 points)
Die for the first time
Find the Forever-Burn Torch cheat
Medals Earned: 3/4 (200/200 points)
reveal all game icons
reveal all portal icon
Medals Earned: 5/20 (40/155 points)
Successfully finish the Pleasant Plains Course
Get a hole in one on the Pleasant Plains course.
Get a hole in one on the Arduous Aquascape course.
Get a hole in one on the Challenging Cliffs course.
Get a hole in one on the Gusty Gulley course.
Take the High Road on the Challenging Cliffs course.
Take the Low Road on the Gusty Gulley course.
Shoot the gap on the Pleasant Plains course.
Take a journey on the world famous Failboat!
End up in the sand 1,000 times.
End up in the water 1,000 times
Play 1000 Holes of Flat Golf
Successfully finish the Arduous Aquascape Course
Successfully finish the Challenging Cliffs Course
Successfully complete the Gusty Gulley Course
Complete the Pleasant Plains course in 50 strokes or less.
Complete the Arduous Aquascape course in 100 strokes or less.
Complete the Challenging Cliffs course in 75 strokes or less.
Complete the Gusty Gulley course in 100 strokes or less.
Finish the Arduous Aquascape course with a perfect shot.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You muted the song in Pop-Tarts favourites!
You got all dressed up, swag!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (210/210 points)
Complete Honey Land.
Complete Choco Swamp.
Complete Lime Beach.
Complete Cheese Hills.
Complete Pepper Desert.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Destroy 2000 or more ships
Destroy 4000 or more ships
Reach a score of 500.000 or more in a single level
Reach a score of 1.000.000 or more in a single level
Reach a multiplier of 25x or more
Destroy 8000 or more ships
Defeat all 8 bosses
Reach wave 25 in endless mode on any difficulty